Name That Finishing School Class CLOSED

The random numbers have been generated, Gentle Reader, and the list has been sent to my publishing house. Winners are chosen. We had a total of 149 entrants, from which 20 were drawn. Please make certain your spam filters are adjusted so that an email from my publicist can get through to you. They’ll be contacting you shortly as they’d like to get the ARC’s out next week.


Sadly, not by dirigible mail, although it’d be pretty cool if that were the case.

In a draconian teacherly fashion, a few of you did not follow the rules to the letter, and I thus summarily disqualified you. Tut to the tut.

Thanks so much for participating. You came up with some wonderful class names. A few of you went above and beyond, providing course descriptions and everything! Since I try to not play favorites, I always random number my winners, but I was so impressed a few of you may see the title of your class in a future book or short story, with thanks of course!

I thought you might enjoy a small sampling of some of the amusing offerings. This is not a list of the winners (as above they will be notified privately).

  • Tussie-Mussies & Airborne Poisons: How to create stunning (!) nosegays
  • Servants & Suspects: Beyond the butler
  • Poise & Pistols: Maintaining proper posture when firing a weapon
  • Calling Cards & Combustibles: Combining the art of polite visitation with necessary explosives
  • Sartorial Subterfuge: The art of rapid redressing
  • The Resourceful Reticule: How to fit the largest number of items into the smallest, most delicate handbag
  • Bustles & Bootlegs: How to smuggle junk in your trunk
  • Chrysanthemums & Ciphers: Encrypting with flower arrangements
  • Deportment & Decapitation: How to keep your head on, when another loses theirs
  • Peas & Garrotes: How to ensure your target does not make it beyond the vegetable course

You, Gentle Reader, are so very brilliant and creative!


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“Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me.”
~ Anatole France

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  1. Liongoddess said:

    Mine also involved garrottes, but I liked Angleica's MUCH better. That made me laugh, and I do hope she's one of the lucky winners.

    Loved the top-hatted kitten today!

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