Category: Dear Lord Akeldama

Jun262017

The Lord Akeldama Style Meme (Parasol Protectorate Special Extras)

A little while ago, Gentle Reader, I collected a bunch of questions for Lord Akeldama, for his occasional Dear Lord Akeldama column here on my blog. Most of these, I found, were about fashion and style. Some were more suited to a kind of meme than the Good Vampire’s usual verboseness. So here, for your sharing and […]

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May292017

Dear Lord Akeldama ~ On Fashion, Feminism, & Faux

Please welcome the gentleman vampire back to my blog this week, Gentle Reader. As always Lord Akeldama is happy to entertain your questions, although he may not give you the answer you wish, he always gives your question the answer it deserves. And now… Dear Lord Akeldama Lisa asks: Since you are a master of subtle […]

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Mar242017

Dear Lord Akeldama ~ On Fashion, Drones & Meat Chops

Before we start, Gentle Reader, and thinking of fashion, this is a reminder that I have an Instagram feed. So if you are there, so am I! And now, please welcome the gentleman vampire back to my blog this week. As always Lord Akeldama is happy to entertain your questions. And while he may not […]

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Jan22017

Dear Lord Akeldama ~ On Actors, Fashion, & Blood

It has been a very long time, Gentle Reader, but in honor of a new year… He’s Baaaaaaack! Nissa asks: Who, if anyone, would you consider for a drone among the vastly talented and ridiculously handsome young British actors of today? Benedict Cumberbatch. The name screams upper class, not to mention it’s like something my […]

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Nov202015

Dear Lord Akeldama ~ On Nicknames & Others Issues

Lord Akeldama has whisked by the blog and hijacked my post today, Gentle Reader, as will happen occasionally. And, my freshwater pearl, I am not permitted to say anything more on the subject. tsgeisel asks: You seem to refer to everyone with affectionate, semi-patronizing nicknames: sweet darling, little cherub, etc. Given your, um, extensive history, […]

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Sep92015

Dear Lord Akeldama ~ On Man Buns & Commandos

Lord Akeldama has whisked by the blog and hijacked my post today, Gentle Reader,  as will happen occasionally. And, my fresh water pearl, I am not permitted to say anything more on the subject… Aileen asks: Do you have any tips on what would be most flattering and stylish on a lady that has just […]

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Jun82015

Dear Lord Akeldama ~ On Enthusiastic Endeavors

Lord Akeldama has whisked by the blog and hijacked my posts. But sometimes, Gentle Reader, we must just let the Good Vampire have his way with us, mustn’t we? iris_petal asks: What era of history has been your favorite? Well, my dearest petal, I must say that I still cherish a fondness for Georgian times. […]

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Feb92015

Dear Lord Akeldama ~ On Men, Fashion, and That Telegram

In a surprise second appearance so soon after the last, please welcome Lord Akeldama back to the blog, Gentle Reader. Take it away Mr. Fancy Pants… Gwaihiril asks: My college senior ball committee appears to have made our senior ball steampunk themed. How exciting! The only problem is that it’s still black tie and men […]

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Jan162015

Dear Lord Akeldama ~ On Love, Suits & Suitability

when this particular vampire drops by for tea, one does not turn him ~ or his advice ~ away, Gentle Reader. Curiouswombat asks: Your Lordship, I am interested to know whether you actually approved of your adoptive daughter’s given name? ‘Prudence’ does seem a teensy bit… staid… for a member of your family. Prudence has […]

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Dec302014

Dear Lord Akeldama ~ On the Influence of Sweet Shopes

It’s been way too long, I know, Gentle Reader. But here he is, as ever, your favorite Queen of the Night… Traipsing Trillium asks: Were you very well traveled before becoming a vampire? Possibly the best traveled in the known world, for my time. And, were it not for that trixy little fever, I would […]

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Jan242014

Dear Lord Akeldama ~ Hugs & Other Disastrous Informality

Everyone’s favorite is in the house this evening, please welcome, with the polite clapping of gloved hands and the raised glass of most excellent plonk… Lord Akeldama! Yellowblackhaze asks: I would appreciate an answer to that eternal question posed above: exactly how many parasols does it take to beat a werewolf? My dear you ask […]

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