Meat Cute AKA the Hedgehog Incident is now available in all formats! If you’re not seeing the platform you want, it should be getting there soon. Released in print: October 2019 as part of Fan Service Release in audio: December 2019 directly. Released in digital: Feb 16, 2020 This is the story of how Alexia […]
Feb172020
Meat Cute Special Extras
Feb122020
All About Meat Cute, Producing Audiobooks, Word Counts Fueled by CAKE & More (Video)
In this video, Gentle Reader: Why did I write Meat Cute at all? I admit to teas I don’t like. Plus a big confession about Defy or Defend. (DON’T TELL!) LINKS OF INTEREST Meat Cute in digital format is out Feb 16, 2020! Meat Cute Audio is out NOW can be purchased directly from me. […]
Dec302019
Meat Cute: The Hedgehog Incident Audio Now Available & FAQs (Special Extras)
The Hedgehog Incident AT LAST IN AUDIO! Here! For those of you who missed the Subterranean special edition, Fan Service, (or could not afford it, or don’t like print editions) I have been working diligently to get you the audiobook of the special short story Meat Cute: The Hedgehog Incident. And now it available! The […]
Dec132019
Meat Cute Cover Art Reveal & Digital Preorder
Gentle Reader, here is the digital & audio cover for Meat Cute: The Hedgehog Incident… Preorder at your vendor of choice! or directly from me or Amazon (kindle etc) or other eReaders (nook etc) What are Preorders, and Why Do They Matter? And now… THE COVER ART! Is that our original Alexia model on the […]
Apr132019
What the Book Publishing Process is Like + Fan Service Behind the Scenes (Video)
I’m hoping you’ll enjoy my latest video, Gentle Reader. This one is less Q&A and more a bit of storytelling from yours truly. For the first half I talk about how a book is birthed into the world from a traditionally established author perspective using Fan Service as a model. The second half is a […]
Sep82017
Where’s the print edition? The Mess Behind Self-Publishing
The moment I list a new book, Gentle Reader I get hundreds of people asking… I really appreciate your enthusiasm! First off currently most vendors do not allow independent authors to list print books for preorder. At all. So you will only be able to get it after it releases. Here’s a TOC because this is […]
Oct242012
My What a Lovely Herbaceous Border: Victorian Term Explained
Gentle Reader, I present to you, this week’s weird Victorian term explained: herbaceous border This style of gardening, begun well before the Victorian Era, remains a hallmark of the English landscape to this day: shorter plants to the font, and taller ones to the back, arranged closely together. Despite its name, herbs do not necessarily […]
Jun82011
Dear Lord Akeldama: Hedgehogs, Toothpaste & Oscar Wilde
The good vampire is here for you! Lady Star asks: Would you have any intelligence on the Hedgehog incident, the when, and what happened? Hedgehog incident, what hedgehog incident? How can I not know of such a thing. Boys! Where are my boys? Terry Asks: What is your favourite toothpaste or powder? The originator of […]
Aug112010
How to Throw Your Own Parasol Protectorate High Tea
Today, Gentle Reader I have a template for you to throw a Parsol Protectorate High Tea, basted on the first one I ever threw myself! Invitation You are cordially invited to a Parasol Protectorate High Tea. There can be no more delightful way to enjoy the last of summer than with delicious nibbles and a […]