Aug272009

After the Zombie Apocalypse from Gail Carriger

This Morning’s Conversation

Self: What a fabulous outfit!
TCH: I know.
Self: You bought it while I was gone.
TCH: Yup.
Self: You went shopping without me! You don’t need me anymore. What good am I if I can’t go shopping with you?
TCH: Well…
Self: Oh I see. I’m like the cat. You’re just tolerating me so I can be food after the zombie apocalypse.

Quote of the Day:
“If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?”
~ Linda Ellerbee

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