Lady Star asks: Would you have any intelligence on the Hedgehog incident, the when, and what happened?
Hedgehog incident, what hedgehog incident? How can I not know of such a thing. Boys! Where are my boys?
Terry Asks: What is your favourite toothpaste or powder? The originator of TOOTHLESS needs t’know.
A very important, although somewhat indiscreet, question, my little fizzy swizzle. I use pure bicarbonate of soda, I see no reason to dally with the latest product where one’s fangs are concerned.
LouLouHN asks: Dear Lord Akeldama, Do you actually know Oscar Wilde *personally*?
My dearest bumpkin, I never fang and tell.
Cee asks: Would you share your feelings on inter-supernatural/species relations? Do you think such a union would be frowned upon in the supernatural realm. I know that ❤ love ❤ “conquers all” but do you feel a pairing such as this would find understanding and compassion from your own kind? Inquiring minds want to know.
Moonrise of my heart, I imagine there might be insurmountable difficulties not to mention logistical complications. You would not, after all, wish to see a pairing of wolf and wasp, now would you? They two are simply not compatible. As for compassion, I am afraid my dear, I have yet to meet a vampire that dabbles in such a fine emotion, including yours truly.
Lady Rune asks: Is there any chance that dear Biffy will be able to help poor Ivy change her taste in eye bleedingly bad hats? As much as Alexia loves her friend please tell me there is hope!
I am very sad to say, rose petal of spring, that having read most of Ms. Carriger’s future offerings, that there is absolutely no hope whatsoever. Sometimes, even my dear Biffy is powerless, and we all must simply turn away our collective gaze and think of England.
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Quote of the Day:
“We had a kettle, we let it leak;
Our not replacing it made it worse,
We haven’t had any tea for a week…
The bottom is out of the Universe!”
~ Rudyard Kipling